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Anastacio
Corpus Christi Slam Team 2007 Originally
from just west of Chicago. Anastacio fled his home to free himself from
the clutches of the evil old Heat Miser, who sicked his pet chupacabras
on him. Sadly Anastacio's cat was not quick enough to escape this evil
goat sucker and paid the ultimate price! ( 27 dollars 15 cents and her
sack of kine buds ). She never forgave Anastacio and vowed that he would
pay for that. So after he paid for the sack, she helped him write a
couple of poems and now lives in the Virgin Islands rolling catnip and
selling it to tourist as "Virgin Meowie Wowie". As for Anastacio,
he lives is San Antonio. |